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redlakerocketgrunt wrote: what if it grows legs? what if it gets its own mind and plans to kill everyone in the world? what if it starts doing drugs? What if it becomes a orange?

Best thing to do is to switch to dehydrated water.

what if it grows legs?

buy a leash, otherwise water and fertilise as usual

what if it gets its own mind and plans to kill everyone in the world?

pray that you did above said watering and fertilising in a friendly way and that your leash is strong enough or you'll die first

what if it starts doing drugs?

hard drugs seem ok.. but start to worry if it starts smoking itself..

What if it becomes a orange?

tell it that Holland didn't qualify for Euro'16 and tell it to support another team

anything else?

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what if it wants a unicorn
what if it doent get a job
what if he dosent move out
what if what if
what if it turns into a tree

what if it wants to pick up bonsai as a hobby and starts posting all sorts of useless questions here?